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The Baby Juice Express

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Calorie Rating: 119
Released: 2004-04-19
Running Time: 85 Minutes
Budget: 2


A middle class London lad’s gangster fantasies go awry when his dodgy uncle puts them into debt to a real life crime boss. Still pulling strings from behind bars, the kingpin’s only desire is to conceive an heir by smuggling his sperm to his wife on the outside. There’s only one way the boys know how to raise the money fast … hijack the ‘baby juice express’. But kidnapping ‘baby juice’ turns out to be fraught with even more peril than the bumbling wannabes could possibly have imagined in this cheeky spin on the gangster genre. Starring Nick Moran (Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels), with Julian Clary (one of Britain’s funniest) and Joe Bugner (former boxing champion and one of Australia’s toughest!).

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Cast

Nick Moran
Character: Des
Nick Brimble
Character: Krakowski
Lisa Faulkner
Character: Lauren

Phil Davis
Character: Frank O'Reilly
Samantha Womack
Character: Trixie (as Samantha Janus)
Joe Bugner
Character: Palooka

Julian Clary
Character: Jason
Angela Douglas
Character: Celestia
David Cardy
Character: Goldberg

Ruth Jones
Character: Gladys
Dave Courtney
Character: Baxter
Gary Tiplady
Character: Burke

Callum Dixon
Character: Hare
Hugh Fraser
Character: Arthur Burnett CBE
Howard Lew Lewis
Character: Kent

Paterson Joseph
Character: Sean Boetang
Stephen Marcus
Character: Lenny Von Something
Ray Parlour
Character: Vince

Cleo Rocos
Character: Sharon
Steve Speirs
Character: Mystery Man
David Seaman
Character: Huge Gangster

Terry Stone
Character: Repro Man
Badi Uzzaman
Character: Singh


Production and Crew