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Minty the Assassin

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Calorie Rating: 112
Released: 2009-08-07
Running Time: 80 Minutes
Homepage: http://ground-down.com/minty/
Studios: Ground Down Productions,


MINTY is a youthful, raven haired, punk rock, feminist, female super heroine, that gets her super powers from eating chocolate (which is a good source of antioxidants). One day Minty's agent, BIG BOSS, an older and honorable gentlemen, is taken hostage by DOCTOR BRAIN BENDER, the evil neuro-scientist. Minty then fights her way up various perverse floors of Doctor Brain Bender's paranormal building to rescue Big Boss. Several unusual villains stand in her way: CAPTAIN CAPABILITY, a freak of nature; SENSATIONAL NINJA, an effeminate assassin; RAT MONSTER, a depressed mutant; BRUCE ZEE, a psycho martial artist; MOLLY LEVIATHAN, a sensual super vixen; ZEN COWBOY, a blindfolded gunslinger; and DOUBLE DELICIOUS, an intellectual lesbian vampire. Throughout this wild odyssey, Minty educates her adversaries on the fascinating world of natural science and then uses her beauty, her brains, and pure brutality to demonstrate the biological theory of the survival of the fittest

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Cast

Elina Madison
Character: Minty
Anthony Ray Parker
Character: Big Boss
Tabitha Taylor
Character: Double Delicious

Chip Joslin
Character: Dr. Brain Bender
Jacki R. Chan
Character: Molly Leviathan
Hawk Younkins
Character: Captain Capability

Ricardo Mamood-Vega
Character: Zen Cowboy
Elan Tom
Character: Bruce Zee
David A. Lockhart
Character: Rat Monster

Nora J. Novak
Character: Cute Postal Woman
Jade English
Character: Hot Security Guard
McKay Stewart
Character: Sensational Ninja


Production and Crew


Marcus Ubungen
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