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Calorie Rating: 125
Released: 2003-12-12
Running Time: 89 Minutes


Bill, an ex-boxer, is a failure in life but has no idea what to do about it -- until he meets local dodgy businessman Hamid 'Anything-U-Need' Choudhury. Hamid convinces Bill that there is serious money to be made in man vs animal boxing bouts. Bill cashes in his life savings to buy two meters of living, breathing, armor-plated giant mutant mantis shrimp with a smashing right hook, and sets off for London to fulfill his dreams. Along for the ride are his best friend Steve, ex-condom-factory employee and amateur boxer, Steve's highly-strung girlfriend Shaz, and a misunderstood, club-clawed crustacean who is not as stupid as it seems...

Director / Directors

Mark Locke
Director


Cast

Kevin McNally
Character: Bill Simmonds
Perry Fitzpatrick
Character: Steve Crump
Madhav Sharma
Character: Hamid Choudhury

Mark Bazeley
Character: Clive
Lee Oakes
Character: Crouty
Enzo Cilenti
Character: Todd Higgins

Pat Roach
Character: The Bull
Louise Mardenborough
Character: Shaz Smyth
John Line
Character: Eric

Jim Ranford
Character: Jim
Bob Mason
Character: Tony
Michael Cooke
Character: Gerry

Naomie Harris
Character: Receptionist
Cy Henty
Character: TV Host
Ulrika Jonsson
Character: Herself

Louise Hodges
Character: Siren (uncredited)


Production and Crew