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What a Mess!

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Calorie Rating: 201
Released: 1995-06-06
Running Time: 143 Minutes
Budget: 1200000
Studios: Mosfilm,


The story starts in a Siberia where world's biggest diamond was found. It is so valuable that it may not only pay off the enormous national debt, but also allow every Russian citizen to move to the Canary Islands. However, Mafia plans to steal the massive gem but a notorious thief, Vasia, ruins their plans. Mafia and militia begin chasing him, but soon Vasia learns that he has brothers as between the chase he runs into well known Jewish conductor and a gypsy baron who are triplet brothers.

Director / Directors



Cast

Valeriy Garkalin
Character: Vasiliy Krolikov / Innokentiy Shniperson / Roman Almazov / Patrick Crolikow
Vera Alentova
Character: Carol Abzats / Zemfira Almazova / Lusiena Krolikova / Whitney Crolikow
Inna Churikova
Character: Praskov'ya Alekseyevna Krolikova

Leonid Kuravlyov
Character: USA ambassador
Lyubov Polishchuk
Character: Jennifer, Ambassador's wife
Aleksandr Pankratov-Chyornyy
Character: Ambassador's bodyguard

Irina Apeksimova
Character: Step performer / Violinist from Conservatory
Sergey Batalov
Character: lieutenant
Igor Ugolnikov
Character: Piskunov Jean-Paul Nikolayevich

Lev Borisov
Character: Mafiosi
Aleksei Buldakov
Character: pilot
Yuriy Chernov
Character: Suitcase carrier

Rolan Bykov
Character: Head of Mafia / Brilliant's buyer
Vladimir Menshov
Character: Russian President / Commentator on TV
Armen Dzhigarkhanyan
Character: Kozyulski

Oleg Tabakov
Character: Sukhodrishchev
Anatoliy Kuznetsov
Character: Father
Mikhail Kokshenov
Character: Ambassador's bodyguard

Nonna Mordyukova
Character: Registry Office Worker
Valeriy Nikolaev
Character: Step performer
Vsevolod Sanayev
Character: music lover

Yevgeni Vesnik
Character: Doctor
Pyotr Merkuryev
Character: Meloman
Oleg Efremov
Character: Nikolay Grigoryevich

Boris Smorchkov
Character: General
Sergei Artsybashev
Character: Registry Office Worker
Viktor Gajnov
Character: Kvazimodo

Yuriy Kuzmenkov
Character: man with a goat
Inna Kara-Mosko
Character: Carol's friend

Evgeniy Gerchakov
Character: director of the orchestra
Arkadiy Koval
Character: TV announcer
Yevgeni Aleksandrov
Character: reporter

Valeriy Afanasyev
Character: geologist Anatoliy Ivanov
Sergey Gabrielyan
Character: Ravil Beliletdinov
Tatyana Kravchenko
Character: Bronislava Rosenbaum

Vladimir Gusev
Character: general
Ivan Martynov
Character: mobster
Sergey Ruban
Character: mobster

Nina Alisova
Character: music lover
Klavdiya Kozlyonkova
Character: passenger (uncredited)
Marina Golub
Character: director of the Philharmonic

Andrey Zvyagintsev
Character: episode (uncredited)

Maxim Glotov
Character: traffic cop


Production and Crew


Vladimir Vasilyev
Visual Effects Camera
Vitali Morozov
Sound Director

Timur Kogan
Original Music Composer
Vadim Alisov
Director of Photography

Valeri Filippov
Production Design

Aleksandr Litvinov
Executive Producer