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No Sex Please: We're British

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Calorie Rating: 119
Released: 1973-07-25
Running Time: 85 Minutes
Studios: BHP,


A porn-store owner orders some new stuff from his supplier, but the delivery address gets mixed with the address of the local Barclays Bank. Here, David (the bank's assistant manager) and his new wife are shocked when photos, then films and finally two girls are sent to them in their bank-supplied flat. They and the banks' head cashier then hatch a plan to get rid of the porn—without letting their boss, the local police and David's mother in on what is happening.

Director / Directors

Cliff Owen
Director
Ariel Levy
Assistant Director


Cast

Ronnie Corbett
Character: Brian Runnicles
Beryl Reid
Character: Bertha Hunter
Arthur Lowe
Character: Mr Bromley

Ian Ogilvy
Character: David Hunter
Susan Penhaligon
Character: Penny Hunter
David Swift
Character: Inspector Paul

Michael Bates
Character: Mr. Needham
Cheryl Hall
Character: Daphne
Deryck Guyler
Character: Park Keeper

Valerie Leon
Character: Susan
Margaret Nolan
Character: Barbara
Gerald Sim
Character: Reverend Mower

Michael Robbins
Character: Car Driver
Frank Thornton
Character: Glass Shop Manager
Michael Ripper
Character: Traffic Warden

Sydney Bromley
Character: Rag & Bone Man
Robin Askwith
Character: Baker's Delivery Man
Lloyd Lamble
Character: American Man

Mavis Villiers
Character: American Lady
John Bindon
Character: Pete
Stephen Greif
Character: Niko

Brian Wilde
Character: Policeman
Eric Longworth
Character: Man with Lighter
Edward Sinclair
Character: Postman

Fred Griffiths
Character: Delivery Man
Lucy Griffiths
Character: Spinster Lady
John Scott Martin
Character: White Line Workman

Bart Allison
Character: Council Workman


Production and Crew

Anthony Marriott
Theatre Play
Alistair Foot
Theatre Play

John Gale
Co-Producer
John Woolf
Executive Producer
Eric Rogers
Original Music Composer

Ken Hodges
Director of Photography

Ray Simm
Production Design
Julia Squire
Costume Design
Wally Schneiderman
Makeup Artist

Gordon Bond
Hairstylist
Brian Cooke
Screenplay

Denis Johnson
Production Supervisor