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No Sex Please: We're British

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Calorie Rating: 119
Released: 1973-07-25
Running Time: 85 Minutes
Studios: BHP,


A porn-store owner orders some new stuff from his supplier, but the delivery address gets mixed with the address of the local Barclays Bank. Here, David (the bank's assistant manager) and his new wife are shocked when photos, then films and finally two girls are sent to them in their bank-supplied flat. They and the banks' head cashier then hatch a plan to get rid of the porn—without letting their boss, the local police and David's mother in on what is happening.

Director / Directors

Cliff Owen
Director
Ariel Levy
Assistant Director


Cast

Ronnie Corbett
Character: Brian Runnicles
Beryl Reid
Character: Bertha Hunter
Arthur Lowe
Character: Mr. Leslie Bromley

Ian Ogilvy
Character: David Hunter
Susan Penhaligon
Character: Penny Hunter
Michael Bates
Character: Mr. Arnold Needham

Cheryl Hall
Character: Daphne Martin
David Swift
Character: Inspector Paul
Deryck Guyler
Character: Park Keeper

Valerie Leon
Character: Susan
Margaret Nolan
Character: Barbara
Gerald Sim
Character: Reverend John Mower

Michael Robbins
Character: Car Driver
Frank Thornton
Character: Glass Shop Manager
Michael Ripper
Character: Traffic Warden

Lloyd Lamble
Character: American Man
Mavis Villiers
Character: American Lady
Sydney Bromley
Character: Rag & Bone Man

John Bindon
Character: Pete Hunter
Stephen Greif
Character: Niko
Brian Wilde
Character: Policeman

Eric Longworth
Character: Man with Lighter
Edward Sinclair
Character: Postman
Fred Griffiths
Character: Delivery Man

Lucy Griffiths
Character: Spinster Lady
John Scott Martin
Character: White Line Workman
Robin Askwith
Character: Baker's Delivery Man

Bart Allison
Character: Council Workman
Joe Reah
Character: Drum Major
Jack Arrow
Character: Audience Member at Church Film Show (uncredited)

Pauline Chamberlain
Character: Woman with Flowers at Church Film Show (uncredited)
Victor Harrington
Character: Man at Church Film Show (uncredited)
Walter Henry
Character: Audience Member at Church Film Show (uncredited)

Fred Machon
Character: Man at Church Film Show (uncredited)
Pam Rose
Character: Bank Teller (uncredited)
Guy Standeven
Character: Man with Pipe at Church Film Show (uncredited)


Production and Crew

John Woolf
Executive Producer
John Gale
Co-Producer
Julia Squire
Costume Design

Wally Schneiderman
Makeup Artist
Gordon Bond
Hairstylist

Anthony Marriott
Theatre Play

Ken Hodges
Director of Photography
Eric Rogers
Original Music Composer
Ray Simm
Production Design

Brian Cooke
Screenplay
Alistair Foot
Theatre Play

Denis Johnson
Production Supervisor