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Johns' Lament

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Calorie Rating: 13
Released: 2025-03-13
Running Time: 9 Minutes

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The story of Irish internet personality Johns and his fall from grace.

Director / Directors

Heather Myles

Director

Samantha Pixie Kent

Assistant Director

Liam Schofield Brown

Assistant Director

Cast

Liam Schofield Brown

Character: Johns

Aleksander Konieczny

Character: Topcoat

Daniel Abdul Rahman

Character: Malakai the Drama Guy

Samantha Pixie Kent

Character: Battlefront Two

Cian O'Reilly

Character: Cory

Charlie Whelehan

Character: Chris

Mikie O'Dwyer

Character: Zach

Miles Armitage

Character: Gary Handlebar

Matthew Williams

Character: The Baby

Dylan Bellamy

Character: Li Sin Ye

Production and Crew

Heather Myles

Editor

Heather Myles

Writer

Samantha Pixie Kent

Producer

Daniel Abdul Rahman

Production Assistant

Liam Schofield Brown

Writer