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P.A. (Pirates Anonymous)

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Calorie Rating: 17
Released: 2025-05-23
Running Time: 12 Minutes
Studios: Cort Cult Films,

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A group of retired pirates meet to discuss their good old days.

Director / Directors

Aidan Shkrub

Script Supervisor

Kane Piccirillo

Script Supervisor

Karsten Winkler

First Assistant Director

Sterling Webster

First Assistant Director

Oasis Wickster

First Assistant Director

Tyler Powell

First Assistant Director

Cort Pfabe

Director

Cast

Cort Pfabe

Character: Captain Bronze

Tyler Powell

Character: Randy

Dani Suprata

Character: Amelia

Gwen D'Souza

Character: Sam

Javi Suarez

Character: Stuart

Bob Gray

Character: Amelia's Great Great Great Uncle

Ed Fagan

Character: Charlie

Vitaly Marchenko

Character: Paulie the Parrot (voice)

Sebastian Rodriguez

Character: Don Neady (voice) / Bronze's Father (voice)

Production and Crew

Cort Pfabe

Producer

Cort Pfabe

Writer

Cort Pfabe

Editor

Leland Bucko

Cinematography

Tyler Powell

Cinematography

Adelai Hoskins

Cinematography

Michelle Sanchez

Sound

Gabe Garcia Moreno

Sound