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Calorie Rating: 27
Released: 2025-06-25
MPAA Rating: NC-17
Running Time: 19 Minutes

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a confusing a poorly scripted movie that hopefully can turn a chuckle or 2.

Director / Directors

Dashiell Sears

Director

Cast

Drew Brasket

Character: Chris P. Buzzbo

Charlie Kry

Character: Uncle Finger

Harper Barnett

Character: Thad Oval

Maxwell Jablonski

Character: god

Henry Roessler

Character: Apple Farmer with a gripe

Dashiell Sears

Character: Mug Coffee

Niko Paroissien Arce

Character: Miami elite

Nick Weigel

Character: Miami elite

Ruah Kastrup

Character: Miami elite

Production and Crew

Drew Brasket

Writer

Dashiell Sears

Writer

Dashiell Sears

Editor

Charlie Kry

Camera Department Manager