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Wooden Hearts

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Calorie Rating: 117
Released: 2025-12-31
MPAA Rating: NR
Running Time: 83 Minutes

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Director / Directors

Onur Tukel

Director

Cast

Vít Hořejš

Character: The Puppeteer

Brian Berrebbi

Character: The Puppeteer's Son

Onur Tukel

Character: The Hitchhiker

Eva Dorrepaal

Character: The Puppeteer's Lover

Leonita Gashi

Character: The Son's Friend

Patrick Devitt

Character: The Son's Friend

Annie McCain Engman

Character: Amorous Wife

Danny Kwiatkowski

Character: Amorous Husband

Bonnie Stein

Character: The Puppeteer's Road Pickup

Greg Johnson

Character: Patron

Kathy Johnsom

Character: Patron

Melinda Merrill

Character: The Concierge

Clelila McGrory

Character: The Girl at the Bar

Max Casella

Character: The Customer

Production and Crew

Onur Tukel

Director of Photography

C.J. Gardella

Cinematography

C.J. Gardella

Director of Photography

C.J. Gardella

Camera Operator

Patrick Devitt

Gaffer

Eric Laplante

Additional Photography

Sergio Lapel

Sound

Michael Suarez

Sound Mixer

Gavin Rosenberg

Color Grading

Michael Montes

Music

Onur Tukel

Producer

Bonnie Stein

Producer

Onur Tukel

Writer