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Garchaster's Cornblade

Released: 2026-08-16
MPAA Rating: NR


A gricky star planet girl follows a casting call into the Earth oven so she can fulfill her dream of getting inside of a VHS tape...to burn and inhale herself. Donald Farmer weaves golden webs with the cryogenic cowboys while the star planet gets heavier with razzling trash carnivals. The Carpet Muckers twirling gorches but the Garbites are way too hungry for karaoke flavored peanut butter screams.

Director / Directors



Cast

Lyndsie Jane Earle
Character: Stone
Kasper Meltedhair
Character: Tarsia
Brewce Longo
Character: Rotirat / Racky / Corty / Dead Cult Member / Voice of Garbite

Donald Farmer
Character: Donald Farmer
Andy Heck Boyd
Character: Gorgas Mordpan
Carrie Phillips
Character: Ozra

Matt Minter
Character: Scary Fairy Ta
X Menzak
Character: Dorcinite / Hydraulic Cheese / Date #762 / Date #489 / Date #813 / Date #912 Date #268 / Date #763
Dogfood Williams
Character: Rasifer / Torgum / Dead Cult Member

Mary Faust
Character: Krink Melrose / Klon Kranger
Michelle Wanhala
Character: Koringer / Grackle Hatches / Dead Cult Member
Nicholas DeGideo
Character: Ret Halagas / Rivish / Dead Cult Member

Emily Kaldenbaugh
Character: Quicksanders / Unknown / Dead Cult Member
Eli Elliot
Character: Gus Galantine / Orty / Korbite / Dead Cult Member
Brad Ulrey
Character: Morphbag Ronald / Dezzy Zarndale

Logan Lyons
Character: Dead Cult Member
Motor Oil
Character: Donald Farmer The Mouse
Josh Christensen
Character: DJ Giant Microwave

Ion Birch
Character: Zantir
Del Worshim
Character: Zurthaf
Tyler Antoine
Character: Vornit Tradentor

Dylan Mars Greenberg
Character: Ritzat
Nicole Elyse
Character: Warm Tapes
Myene Yanu
Character: Haucious

Newt Wallen
Character: Rindy Dargina
Noopy
Character: Frozip
Michael DiFrancesco
Character: Hoover Baspop / Voice of Garbite

Bernadette Cuvalo
Character: Scary Fairy Vot
Doug Lussenhop
Character: Ranfoam
Warren Chan
Character: Roat

Ryan Hendo
Character: Batsap
Jon Mora
Character: Jon Mora
Vinny Nutt
Character: Vinny Nutt

David Nelson
Character: Voice of Garbite


Production and Crew

Kasper Meltedhair
Cinematography
Michael DiFrancesco
Cinematography

Jon Mora
Cinematography



Charles Smith
Lighting Design
X Menzak
Lighting Design
Vinny Nutt
Lighting Design

Kasper Meltedhair
Lighting Design

Lyndsie Jane Earle
Executive Producer
Andy Heck Boyd
Executive Producer
Michael DiFrancesco
Associate Producer

Charles Smith
Associate Producer
X Menzak
Associate Producer

Matthew W Flynn
Co-Producer
Joshua Boulos
Co-Producer
Scott Whiteman
Co-Producer

Matt Minter
Co-Producer
Clint Colburn
Co-Producer
Warren Chan
Co-Producer

Cody Shaffer
Co-Producer

Nat Davies
Co-Producer

Jack P. Gilbert
Co-Producer
Cassie Pena
Co-Producer
Alexander Brown
Co-Producer