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Chronicles Simpkins Will Cut Your Ass

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Calorie Rating: 14
Released: 2013-08-02
Running Time: 10 Minutes

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Sometimes winning at all costs means hurt feelings, hurt eyeballs, and hurt careers.

Director / Directors

Brendan Patrick Hughes

Director

Danny Giles

First Assistant Director

Cast

Maleah Renee

Character: Chronicles Simpkins

Alexa Hodzic

Character: Rachel Melendez

Gianna Gomez

Character: Jessica

Brice Fisher

Character: Billy Conn

Justin Kirk

Character: Mr. Finkle

Samantha de Gyarfas

Character: Sydney Burros (uncredited)

Production and Crew

Rolin Jones

Writer

Karen Davidson

Executive Producer

Kerry Ehrin

Executive Producer

Ron Fitzgerald

Executive Producer

Adam O'Byrne

Producer

Claudio Mattia

Visual Effects

Kelly Ambrow

Boom Operator

Suzanne Goldish

Dialogue Editor

Caleb Mose

Sound Mixer

Caleb Mose

Sound Recordist

E.B. Brooks

Costume Designer

Roberta Maran

Set Decoration

Rachel Myers

Production Manager

Andy Crocker

Casting Director

Brendan Patrick Hughes

Editor

Emily Topper

Cinematography

Aaron Kotler

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