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Pretty Dead Things

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Calorie Rating: 126
Released: 2006-10-26
Running Time: 90 Minutes
Budget: 22
Studios: Scorpio Film Releasing,


Adult film star Jennifer Bond has everything a girl could want: looks, power, a fabulously dangerously sexy boyfriend…and immortality due to the fact she was transformed into a vampire circa 1979. But as her 50th birthday draws near, she returns to the town she left in search of the love of her life, the aging porn director John Welles. Unfortunately, one of her travelling companions and former co-star takes a shine to one of their midnight snacks, a pizza delivery boy, and she creates a new vampire with a taste for bloody revenge! As the four ex-porn stars ravage the town as part of their nightly fun, the pizza boy hooks up with the beleaguered mayor and the Moral Majority to stomp out the dangerously porn star-vampire menace.

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Cast

Patrick Pitu
Character: Denver Longshanks / The Pizza Boy
William DeCoff
Character: John Welles
Danielle Lozeau
Character: Jennifer Bond

Ashley Eaton
Character: Shelby St. Exxmin
Ross Kelly
Character: Rex Van Horn
Alexandra Johnson
Character: Female Stripper

Salvatore Marchese
Character: Mayor Bowden
Jason Witter
Character: Shane Starkweather
Jennifer Scharf
Character: Keller

Donald Foley
Character: Moe Blu
Robert Jude Buco
Character: Club Hell Janitor
Heather Cooney
Character: Cheery Jogger

Caleb Emerson
Character: Big Jake
Robin L. Watkins
Character: Billy Oswald
Christopher Calcagni
Character: Sinclair the Fluffer

A. Michael Dias Jr.
Character: S&M Whipping Boy


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