CALFLIX - Where Movies Meet Calories

Customize Results:

Rate: Pirate Scurvy Dog's Pieces of Eight

Using a scale from 0-lifeless to 10-ecstatic, please rate activities that apply to this movie.

Did you laugh hysterically?
Did you weep openly?
Did you scream with fear or excitement?
Did you cringe?
Did you find yourself at the edge of your seat?
Did you clench your stomach, feet, or fists during intense scenes?
Did you participate at a theatrical level?
Did you participate at a physical level?
Did you perspire?
Did you ever say to yourself "Whoa! I need a break"?

Pirate Scurvy Dog's Pieces of Eight

[BE THE FIRST TO RATE THIS MOVIE]
Calorie Rating: 125
Released: 2007-04-03
Running Time: 89 Minutes

Stream Now

Amazon.com

Shop for this movie

Amazon.com

Captain Scurvy F. Dog, Proprietor of the Caribbean Pub, Entertains his Patrons with Tales of his Privateerin' Adventures. Flashbacks of the Captain's 8 Voyages include Encounters with King Neptune, a Mermaid, WitchDoctor, Island Girls & a Sea Witch to name a few... With Dangerous, Sexy, Gross & Often Hilarious Results! Set Sail in a Tall Ship Headed for Disaster on the High Seas! Witness SwordFightin', Cannibalism & Wet Wenches! Sing Along to Scurvy Dog's Pirate Shanties, Learn Pirate Proverbs, Codes of Conduct & Treasure Never Afore Heared Pirate Jokes! So Grabs Yerself a Tankard of Rum, Lash the Wheel to Stern, Jerk Off... Yer Boots & Socks, & Join Captain Scurvy Dog, Along with Seaweed Sally, Drift Wood, Cork Screw & the Rest of the Pirates & Wenches of the Caribbean in "Pirate Scurvy Dog's Pieces of Eight" !