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This Ain't Die Hard XXX

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Calorie Rating: 153
Released: 2013-04-15
MPAA Rating: NC-17
Running Time: 109 Minutes
Studios: Hustler Video,

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A XXX parody of the classic 1988 film Die Hard.

Director / Directors

Stuart Canterbury

Director

Cast

Holly Taylor

Character: Naughty Girl

Kimberly Kane

Character: Gruber

Capri Cavanni

Character: Karla

Leilani Leeanne

Character: Allie

Brooklyn Lee

Character: Holly

Billy Glide

Character: Santa

Tommy Gunn

Character: Harry

Ryan Driller

Character: FBI Agent

Derrick Pierce

Character: John McLane

Phoenix Marie

Character: Toni

Sasha Heart

Character: Elf

Production and Crew

Frank Armitage

Sound

Jake Jacobs

Director of Photography

Andre Madness

Production Manager

Stuart Canterbury

Producer

Marc Star

Still Photographer

Sir LICKS-A-TWAT

Editor

May Balleen

Makeup Artist

Andre Madness

Props

Hal Capone

Production Assistant

tony strong

Production Assistant

Drew Rose

Producer

'Digital' Dave Williams

Visual Effects

XXX Ray

Set Designer

Shaun Rivera

Gaffer

Fliktor

Electrician

My Kup

Makeup Artist