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Jesus Comes to Town

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Calorie Rating: 18
Released: 2010-04-17
MPAA Rating: PG-13
Running Time: 13 Minutes
Homepage: http://www.jesuscomestotown.com/
Studios: Holy Ship Productions,

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An underground poker game amongst card sharps is interrupted by the second coming of Christ who comes back to the world cynical, dejected and having lost faith in humanity. Jesus beats hell out of everyone at the table and takes all their money with one straight flush after the next until The Man - The best card player this side of the Mason-Dixon decides to bluff Jesus with his last stack of chips...