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Schuks Tshabalala's Survival Guide to South Africa

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Calorie Rating: 128
Released: 2010-05-28
Running Time: 91 Minutes
Homepage: http://www.schuks.co.za/index.html


Leon Schuster or “Schuks Tshabalala” and Shorty (Alfred Ntombela) intend to produce a movie as a visual guide and aid for foreigners coming to SA for the World Cup. Schuks Tshabalala is a teacher and tour guide to a mixed bag of tourists who are taking his survival guide to SA very seriously. Shorty, as usual, is his best friend, assistant and conscience. The students include ”Heinz” from Germany, “Yoti” from Greece, “Jean-Pierre” from France, “Koert” from The Netherlands, “Rajin” from India, “Maggie” from Ireland and “Xing Xang” from China, among others. They are genuinely eager to learn about SA, so Schuks and Shorty are only too happy to oblige. What follows is a series of hysterical demonstrations of life in SA as they attempt to answer all the questions posed by potential visitors.

Director / Directors



Cast

Leon Schuster
Character: Dr. Schuks Tshabalala / Various
Alfred Ntombela
Character: Alf (Shorty)
Sean Higgs
Character: Heinz

Brent Palmer
Character: Zach
Tanit Phoenix
Character: Sexy Nurse
Matthew Dylan Roberts
Character: Jean Pierre

Siobhan Hodgson
Character: Maggie
Emily Child
Character: Marge
Karl Jansen
Character: Yoti

Maria Velanac
Character: Yugi
Brent Palmer
Character: Zach
Helen Li
Character: Chow Fang

Guilherme escobar
Character: Jose
Mehboob Bawa
Character: Rajin
Shirley Nixon
Character: Melon lady

Ronald France
Character: Melon man
Chris April
Character: Spaza owner
Elton Jansen
Character: Singing beggar

Marilyn Persson
Character: Sister Naude
Alistair Davis
Character: Airbag guy
Sarah-Kate Seaward
Character: House owner

Paddy Cavanagh
Character: Old lady in car park
Oliver Bailey
Character: Spaza shop thief
Gray Hofmeyr
Character: BEE guy

Sarah Muhoho
Character: Woman in labour
Sean Redpath
Character: Italian holiday maker
Duncan Wheatley
Character: Vuvuzela guy

Alan Boesak
Character: Self
Rob van Vuuren
Character: Self
Helen Zille
Character: Self

Peter de Villiers
Character: Self


Production and Crew

Chris Schutte
Cinematography
Don Clarke
Original Music Composer