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Hayseed

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Calorie Rating: 131
Released: 1997-09-17
Running Time: 93 Minutes


In this Canadian Candide update, orphan Gordie (Jamie Shannon) lives with his hippie aunts at a quiet Porridge Glenn farm. When his beagle Speedoh is lost, a call from a psychic suggests a search in Toronto, where hayseed meets hooker wannabe Heidi (Sarain Boylan). She introduces him to two past-porn performers (Shelly Mars, Scott Thompson), the former stars of "Who's Afraid of Vagina Woolf?" Hick Gordie seems destined for street hustling and boogie nights after encountering a gay band that raises AIDS-research money by selling Gordie off to a sleazeball pimp (Alex Karzis). At this juncture, however, Heidi hatches a plan to reunite Gordie and Speedoh.

Director / Directors

Josh Levy
Director


Cast

Jamie Shannon
Character: Gordie
Deborah Theaker
Character: Judy
Stuart Bailey
Character: Andy Warhol

Christine Bellini
Character: Marge
Paul Bellini
Character: Gordie's Dad
Sarain Boylan
Character: Heidi

Bruce Deller
Character: Mr. Black Laquer
Marc Hickox
Character: Emile
Elva Mai Hoover
Character: Auntie Charity

Alex Karzis
Character: Slim
Bruce LaBruce
Character: Mr. Chartreuse
Dan Lett
Character: Liam Burbage

Daniel MacIvor
Character: Mr. Taupe
Shelly Mars
Character: Rita
Steve McKay
Character: Speedo (voice)

Mark McKinney
Character: Alien Doctor
Trout McNally
Character: Baby
Dan Redican
Character: The Saddest Man in the World

Jeff Rogers
Character: Trevor
Scott Thompson
Character: J.D. Wood
Maria Vacratsis
Character: Auntie Prudence


Production and Crew