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How to Vajaculate: If You Build It, She Will Come

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Calorie Rating: 7
Released: 2015-06-08
Running Time: 5 Minutes
Studios: Funny or Die,

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Mel learns how to take down the patriarchy and also the number one way to put women on top.

Director / Directors

Joey Soloway

Director

Cast

Mel Shimkovitz

Character: Mel

Eva Marie Ford

Character: Girl

Wanda Sykes

Character: Goddess

Maja d'Aoust

Character: Maja the white witch of LA

Mona Sishodia

Character: Mom

Nina Hartley

Character: Herself

Devendra Banhart

Character: Hector the mailman

Bob Evans

Character: Father Patriarchy

Mark Taormino

Character: Homo Depot worker

Production and Crew

Mel Shimkovitz

Writer

Marie Schley

Costume Design

Michelle Lawler

Cinematography