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Dallas: A XXX Parody

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Calorie Rating: 181
Released: 2016-09-19
MPAA Rating: NC-17
Running Time: 129 Minutes
Studios: Adam & Eve,

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America's most loved (and hated) television family is back - this time in triple-X glory! This horny homage follows the carnality and corruption of the infamous Ewing oil dynasty. From J.R.'s evil antics to Sue Ellen's over-the-top drama to Lucy's constant craving for cock... all your favorites are back and in on the action!