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Up Your Alley

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Calorie Rating: 98
Released: 1971-08-04
MPAA Rating: R
Running Time: 70 Minutes


A nerdy virgin who spends most of his waking hours dreaming about big-busted, naked women gets a job catering at a film festival party that is chock full of his "dream girls". Unfortunately, he finds himself involved in a Mafia jewel-smuggling plot and must impersonate a Mafia don who he has inadvertently caused to die of a heart attack.

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Cast

Frank Corsentino
Character: Seymour
Haji
Character: Maria Manina
Michael Finn
Character: Grogan

Marius Mazmanian
Character: Toenails
Lee McLaughlin
Character: Sissy
Charles Knapp
Character: Don Marco

Lillian Shrewsbury
Character: Mother
Irene Makarewicz
Character: Aunt
John Bloom
Character: Bruno

Tyra Tashiro
Character: Gardener
Luanne Roberts
Character: Nazi
Uschi Digard
Character: Spumoni #1

Georgette Dante
Character: Spumoni #2
Cheri Caffaro
Character: Flapper / Girl at Airport
Vincent Barbi
Character: Sicilian Gang Member

Cara Peters
Character: Sicilian Gang Member
Michael Stearns
Character: Steam Room Gang
Albert Cole
Character: Man at Airport

Lynn Harris
Character: Girl at Party
William Kirschner
Character: Man at Party
Monica Gayle
Character: Party Guest (uncredited)

Terri Johnson
Character: Party Guest (uncredited)
Fern Tom
Character: Girl at Party
Jay Colonna
Character: Steam Room Gang

Anthony Giger
Character: Krown
Steve Raymond
Character: The Chief
Parker Haig
Character: Hippie

Gordon McGill
Character: Man at Airport
Charles Summerfield
Character: Man at Airport


Production and Crew

Bruno Gruno
Screenplay

Julie Amstutz
Costume Design
Andrew Janczak
Cinematography