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What a Mess!

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Calorie Rating: 201
Released: 1995-03-30
Running Time: 143 Minutes
Budget: 1200000
Studios: Mosfilm, Zhanr,


The story starts in a Siberia where world's biggest diamond was found. It is so valuable that it may not only pay off the enormous national debt, but also allow every Russian citizen to move to the Canary Islands. However, Mafia plans to steal the massive gem but a notorious thief, Vasia, ruins their plans. Mafia and militia begin chasing him, but soon Vasia learns that he has brothers as between the chase he runs into well known Jewish conductor and a gypsy baron who are triplet brothers.

Director / Directors

Varvara Shuvaeva
Second Unit Director
Lyudmila Kazuyutova
Second Unit Director

Ekaterina Ozhogova
Assistant Director
Elena Remizova
Assistant Director
Tatiana Baturina
Assistant Director

Elena Dezhurova
Assistant Director
Nina Nikolaeva
Assistant Director


Cast

Valeriy Garkalin
Character: Vasiliy Krolikov / Innokentiy Shniperson / Roman Almazov / Patrick Crolikow
Vera Alentova
Character: Carol Abzats / Zemfira Almazova / Lusiena Krolikova / Whitney Crolikow
Inna Churikova
Character: Praskov'ya Krolikova

Armen Dzhigarkhanyan
Character: Kozyulski
Igor Ugolnikov
Character: Piskunov Jean-Paul Nikolayevich
Sergey Batalov
Character: Lieutenant

Rolan Bykov
Character: Brilliant's buyer
Leonid Kuravlyov
Character: USA ambassador
Lyubov Polishchuk
Character: Jennifer, Ambassador's wife

Oleg Efremov
Character: Nikolay Grigoryevich
Oleg Tabakov
Character: Sukhodrishchev
Aleksandr Voroshilo
Character: Kozma

Nonna Mordyukova
Character: Registry Office Worker
Sergei Artsybashev
Character: Registry Office Worker
Yevgeni Vesnik
Character: Doctor

Evgeniy Gerchakov
Character: Director of the Orchestra
Arkadiy Koval
Character: TV Announcer
Yevgeni Aleksandrov
Character: Reporter

Irina Apeksimova
Character: Step performer
Valery Nikolaev
Character: Step performer
Valery Afanasyev
Character: Geologist Anatoliy Ivanov

Sergey Gabrielyan
Character: Geologist Ravil Beliletdinov
Tatyana Kravchenko
Character: Geologist Bronislava Rosenbaum
Yuriy Chernov
Character: Suitcase carrier

Vladimir Gusev
Character: General
Gennady Matveev
Character: General
Boris Smorchkov
Character: General

Yuriy Kuzmenkov
Character: man with a goat
Lev Borisov
Character: Mafiosi
Viktor Gajnov
Character: Mafiosi

Ivan Martynov
Character: Mafiosi
Sergey Ruban
Character: Mafiosi
Aleksandr Pankratov-Chyornyy
Character: Ambassador's bodyguard

Mikhail Kokshenov
Character: Ambassador's bodyguard
Inna Kara-Mosko
Character: Carol's friend
Nina Alisova
Character: Meloman

Vsevolod Sanayev
Character: Meloman
Anatoliy Kuznetsov
Character: Father
Vladimir Menshov
Character: Russian President







Maxim Glotov
Character: (uncredited)
Pavel Remnyov
Character: (uncredited)
Timur Kogan
Character: (uncredited)

Klavdiya Kozlyonkova
Character: (uncredited)
Andrey Zvyagintsev
Character: journalist (uncredited)
Oleg Kozhemyakin
Character: (uncredited)

Leonid Aleksandrov
Character: (uncredited)
Irina Borodulina
Character: (uncredited)
Aleksandr Gorbachev
Character: (uncredited)

Irina Davydova
Character: (uncredited)
Vladimir Shiryaev
Character: (uncredited)
Evgeniy Kuleshov
Character: (uncredited)

Lev Guzhnovskiy
Character: (uncredited)
Lyubov Rudenko
Character: (uncredited)
Yulia Zhiveinova-Ferrara
Character: (uncredited)

Sergey Labyrin
Character: (uncredited)
Vyacheslav Ushanov
Character: (uncredited)
Andrey Tunik
Character: (uncredited)

Sergey Ershov
Character: (uncredited)


Production and Crew


Vadim Alisov
Director of Photography
Timur Kogan
Original Music Composer

Valeri Filippov
Production Design
Aleksandr Litvinov
Executive Producer

Olga Ilyina
Production Sound Mixer
Vitali Morozov
Production Sound Mixer

Vladimir Shmyga
Camera Operator
Gennady Papin
Sound Recordist

Minna Blank
Music Editor
Sergey Dubkov
Sound Re-Recording Mixer
Valery Krechet
Still Photographer

Tamara Plyukhina
Makeup Artist

Vladimir Likhansky
Set Decoration
Vladimir Dushin
Set Decoration
Andrey Dolomatov
Set Decoration

Vyacheslav Kuklin
Assistant Camera
Vladimir Zharkov
Assistant Camera
Maksim Kovalev
Assistant Camera

Tatiana Kasatkina
Assistant Editor
Natalia Misyagina
Assistant Editor
Lyudmila Plyasunova
Assistant Editor

Nina Khazova
Assistant Editor
Marina Kryuchkova
Assistant Costume Designer
Vladimir Bessonov
Sound Assistant

Jonathan Nelmas
Sound Assistant
Nina Gorbunova
Negative Cutter

Sergey Kirillov
Chief Lighting Technician
Aleksandr Nikitin
Lighting Technician
Vadim Kirillov
Lighting Technician


Aleksey Kochetkov
Pyrotechnician

Timur Kogan
Conductor
Lermont Muradyan
Production Manager

Yuri Shekurov
Production Manager
Natalia Popova
Production Manager
Vyacheslav Ushanov
Stunt Coordinator