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Chris Seaver

AKA: The Seavage
Birthday: 1977-07-28


Chris Seaver has been making no budget comedy horror schlock for going on 35 years and in 2020 he and his crew were the subject of a feature length documentary “ Zero Budget Heroes: The Legend of Chris Seaver and Low Budget Pictures” by Director Zach Olivares, which toured the film fest circuit, winning several awards. It is now featured on Amazon and Tubi and has a Physical release through Zodocfilms.

Filmography

Mulva: Zombie Ass Kicker!
Character: Mr. Bonejack
The Bleu Cheese Brothers
Character: Ernest P. Worrell

Anal Paprika
Character: Johnsimon
Anal Paprika 2: Vampire Killers
Character: Johnsimon
Anal Paprika 3: Menage-A-Death
Character: Johnsimon

12 Inches of Dangling Fury
Character: Jesus
The House On Bonejack Hill
Character: Johnny D

Ghoulish Chronicles From Bonejack High
Character: Mr. Bonejack / The Paper Boy
Filthy McNasty
Character: Chris Walk / Bonejack

Taintlight
Character: Jock de Queaf

Four Guys Named Mr.
Character: Mr. Green
Heather and Puggly Drop a Deuce
Character: Johnny Dousch Bag
Heather and Puggly's Christmas Special
Character: Jock De Queaf

Dark Magic
Character: Kid who Gets Killed
Dark Magic
Character: Tony
Bloody Nipples
Character: Himself/Bonejack/Pimp

Coven of the Black Cube
Character: Eye-Gore
Return to Blood Fart Lake
Character: Jock De Queaf
Heather and Puggly Crucify the Devil
Character: Johnny Douchebag

Scrotal Vengeance
Character: Klouse
Filthy McNastier: Maximum Dousche
Character: Johnny DoucheBag

Milfs vs. Zombies
Character: Male Hotel Guest
Quest for the Egg Salad
Character: Duglos the Sak

Milfs vs. Zombies
Character: Man In Hotel Hallway

Taintlight
Job: Director
Anal Paprika
Job: Director

Anal Paprika
Job: Writer
Anal Paprika
Job: Editor




The Bleu Cheese Brothers
Job: Makeup & Hair




Filthy McNasty
Job: Director
Filthy McNasty
Job: Writer
Return to Blood Fart Lake
Job: Executive Producer


Ghoulish Chronicles From Bonejack High
Job: Makeup Effects Designer


The House On Bonejack Hill
Job: Cinematography
Death O' Lantern
Job: Director

Death O' Lantern 2
Job: Director


The Meter Man
Job: Director
Bloody Nipples
Job: Director

Meter Man 2
Job: Director
The Closet Man
Job: Director

Ski Wolf
Job: Writer


Twas the Funk Before Christmas
Job: Cinematography

Twas the Funk Before Christmas
Job: Makeup & Hair
Four Guys Named Mr.
Job: Director
Four Guys Named Mr.
Job: Writer

Four Guys Named Mr.
Job: Producer
Four Guys Named Mr.
Job: Editor
Four Guys Named Mr.
Job: Prop Designer

The Karaoke Kid
Job: Writer
The Karaoke Kid
Job: Director
The Karaoke Kid
Job: Story

The Karaoke Kid
Job: Editor
The Karaoke Kid
Job: Executive Producer

Geek War
Job: Director

Dark Magic
Job: Director
Dark Magic
Job: Writer
Dark Magic
Job: Special Effects

Dark Magic
Job: Editor


Bloody Nipples
Job: Writer
Bloody Nipples
Job: Special Effects
Bloody Nipples
Job: Producer

Taintlight
Job: Writer

Taintlight
Job: Cinematography
Taintlight
Job: Editor
Taintlight
Job: Makeup Artist


Heather and Puggly Drop a Deuce
Job: Cinematography

The Bleu Cheese Brothers
Job: Director of Photography
The Karaoke Kid
Job: Director of Photography

Scrotal Vengeance
Job: Director
Teenape Goes to Camp
Job: Director


The Dingleberrys
Job: Director

Moist Fury
Job: Director
Moist Fury
Job: Writer


Stoinky Beach
Job: Director
Die-B-Que
Job: Director


Destruction Kings
Job: Director

Wet Heat
Job: Director

The Weirdsies
Job: Director


Evil Night
Job: Director

Film Crew
Job: Director
Ski Wolf
Job: Director


The Sadness
Job: Producer

Mulva: Zombie Ass Kicker!
Job: Special Effects
Mulva: Zombie Ass Kicker!
Job: Director of Photography

Terror at Blood Fart Lake
Job: Makeup Artist

Quest for the Egg Salad
Job: Director of Photography
Filthy McNasty
Job: Director of Photography


Destruction Kings
Job: Writer
Destruction Kings
Job: Producer
Destruction Kings
Job: Director of Photography

The Curly Killer
Job: Writer
The Curly Killer
Job: Director